Sarah wrote to me today: “I've been reading your blogs and I want to know the rest of the girl story. You left out important details. I was left hanging. What happened? Did you end up mutually annoying each other or what?”

Well, Sarah, All I keep telling people is that "it got weird" (and I say it like Dr. Evil does in Austin Powers 2). We're friends right now, but it is a little awkward.

It got weirder:
When I was in high school there was this red-haired guy named Aaron Rockford. It seemed that after every girl that I “went out with” inevitably he “went out with” them. It’s not like he hung around our clique and waited for me to break up with the next one. It just seemed like he was going through the same “attractive evolution” that I was, but with a month delay (or however long it was). I can name AT LEAST FOUR girls that this happened with (weird, huh?)

Back to the Present (which would be a great “Back to the Future” Prequel title) not but two days after I apologized with “Denver” this red-haired guy was really flirting with her, and all I could think about was Aaron Rockford. I mean this guy REALLY looks like Aaron Rockford. We’ll call him “Justin” (all names have been altered to protect the innocent…which of course, is ME). I was talking to this guy the other day and I found out that his middle name is Aaron. I kid you not.

Now it seems that they’re going on a date tomorrow for Valentines Day.
…Which is what I am calling Loneliness Awareness Day.